"I'm Nigel, I'm nice"
One of the "nice" inmates of The Tank, he had his hair dyed green, his whole face tattooed orange and black with an insane amount of piercings all over his face. Holly used a video clip of Nigel to show Lister that not all the prison inmates were deranged psychopaths.
Although he tended to be more unstable when someone gets too close to him with a magnet, Holly informed Lister that Nigel was "lovely". (RD: Back in the Red I)
Behind the scenes
Nigel was played by an uncredited John Lynch, a retired bank manager who decided to attempt to break the world record for facial piercings.