Rimmer Directives are Rimmer's sarcastic responses to invocations of the Space Corps Dire
Arnold J. Rimmer

Arnold Rimmer in Series VII


The Directives (Partial List)

  • 271 Retort to Space Corps Directive 195, which states that a hologramatic crew member must give his life to save a living crew member. Rimmer Directive 271 states: "No chance, you metal bastard."
  • A Rimmer Directive of unspecified number, which states 'Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond family.'
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