The Cantabelis Tales is a comic story published in Red Dwarf Smegazine issue 14.


The crew of Red Dwarf find a derelict human spaceship. Arriving on board, they find that it is littered with human skeletons. Kryten finds a journal depicting the history of the ship. The ship set off from Earth with a crew of religious worshippers. When that crew all realised they worshipped different gods, they slaughtered each other.

The Dwarfers leave the ship, wondering what their intended destination was. As Starbug flies away, a shrine to Clive Sinclair is seen on a nearby asteroid.